By Jacob Sanders
Here it is. Week 17. And with this year, there’s practically no playoff seeds to play for. There are two. One in the AFC and one in the NFC. However, there is some nice drama in the NFC where not a single seed if officially locked up yet. Meanwhile, the Ravens have locked up the #1 seed and, barring a miracle, the Texans are 99% locked into the #4 seed. It’s crazy how even in a conference with a higher ceiling, that nothing is truly figured out in the NFC yet. Welcome to Week 17 everybody: where there’s only 2 playoffs spots to play for, but almost everything is on the line for these playoff teams.
Sanders went 9-7 putting him to 152-86-1 on the season. There was no Thursday game, so he is 0-0 heading into Week 17!
ATL Falcons v TB Buccaneers
Strangely enough, this is a tough game to pick. Both of these teams have positive records in the second half of the season which could possibly indicate a shift in the powers of the NFC South with the Panthers in revamp mode and Drew Brees not getting any younger in New Orleans. Nevertheless, this game has a lot of intrigue if you care about the future of the NFL. Quinn has been confirmed to be next year's head coach, and Winston’s future new deal with the Bucs could become more expensive or cheaper with this game. For this matchup to workout, the game rests in Jameis Winston’s hands. If the Jekyll and Hyde version of the Falcons defense shows up, Winston should be able to have another outstanding day. However, if Dan Quinn’s defense shows up again like it did against the 49ers or Saints, it could be very rough day for Winston. These thoughts aren’t to discredit Matt Ryan and Co. or the Bucs defense, but with the way these teams have played out this year, it really depends on how many turnovers Winston commits. I’ll take 2 INTs which is enough for Matt Ryan and Co. to convert into a 7 point difference.
Falcons 28 Bucs 21
MIA Dolphins vs NE Patriots
I think in a lot of cases, you could pick the Dolphins to upset the Patriots because of how hard Brian Flores has his team playing. In addition, outside of John Harbaugh and Andy Reid, Bellichick’s squads struggle the most against coaches who were formally under him (see Bill O’Brien, Mike Vrabel). But, the Dolphins simply don’t have enough gas in the tank. I understand the Patriots offense has appeared flatter than an open bottle of soda this season, but they’ve appeared to find a formula that works in recent weeks. Not good for future playoff opponents and especially not good for the Dolphins here. Not even Fitzmagic is enough to steal a win (and a playoff bye) from the Patriots in Foxborough.
Dolphins 10 Patriots 20
CHI Bears vs MIN Vikings
Tough game to assess based on the fact the Vikings are resting their starters for the second week. *insert knee slap and laugh track here* But for real, the Vikings didn’t show up last week. When you’re at home and the division (read: a home playoff game) is on the line, but you can only muster 10 points against middling defense, that’s a big concern to me. Here they face the challenge of facing a tougher defense and with backup players on offense. For me, there just isn’t much for the Vikings to play for, and a few of them are probably looking forward to next weekend. Yes, the players on the field will want to win, but if you ask me, Nagy and Trubisky have much more to play for than the Vikings do in Week 17. The team who wants it more, wins it.
Bears 19 Vikings 17
LA Chargers vs KC Chiefs
I’ll give my “this for sure isn’t happening” statement on this game here. I do it nearly every week and I get burned just about every week and look foolish. But there’s no way the Chargers are beating the Chiefs, right? To me, the Chiefs are the Super Bowl favorite at the moment for the AFC. Yes, my boys in Baltimore are the No. 1 seed, but the Chiefs are the perfect “anti-Lamar” team as they have shown going 2-0 against him so far. Patrick Mahomes is rounding into form. The Chiefs have somewhat of a running game and this defense has been allowing 9.6 points per game since Week 11. Let me repeat that. THE CHIEFS DEFENSE IS ALLOWING 9.6 POINTS PER GAME SINCE WEEK 11. Does anyone not realize how insane that is? I think if more people recognized this, they’d understand why the Chiefs are my Super Bowl favorite in the AFC right now in Week 17. Anyway, what I’m saying is the Chiefs are a far superior team to the Chargers and they’re going to stomp them into the ground.
Chargers 13 Chiefs 30
GB Packers vs DET Lions
It’s a damn shame that Matt Stafford isn’t here for this game. It’s weird how the Lions can win games they aren’t supposed to when Matt Stafford is in the game. But when Stafford is out, the Lions just look so hapless. Truly a sad story of the NFL and here they are playing the Packers who have a potential No. 1 seed on the line. There’s a lot I could talk about between the Packers middling (yet opportunistic) defense, and the Packers “punch you in the mouth” offense, but I’ll just stick with the idea the Packers are just a better team and SHOULD beat the Lions. Should is the key word there. The Packers have made a living this season beating up on inferior opponents this season. What makes you think this game would be any different?
Packers 24 Lions 14
CLE Browns vs CIN Bengals
What an odd game that feels do-or-die for the Browns. Win this game, and you match last year’s win total while ending the season on a positive note even if it’s a small positive. However, lose this game, and the Browns define their season in one that failed to raise to high expectations. Hell, they failed to meet my 8 win expectation. I’m going to be honest and tell you this feels like a coinflip. Part of me feels like Baker will light it up in his final game to walk out the season with confidence. Another part of me feels like Kitchens will fail his team yet again and Andy Dalton lights it up in his last hurrah in CIN. Both are poetic but only one can happen. I am (unfortunately) taking the Browns and Baker Mayfield. Don’t ask why. I just can’t bring myself to think Baker will let his season end at 6-10.
Browns 20 Bengals 17
NO Saints vs CAR Panthers
The Panthers are a mess. Kyle Allen clearly isn’t the answer. This Panthers defense can’t win a game to save their lives. Who’s their opponent this week? The Saints who are playing for a No. 1 seed. Yep. That’s all you and I need to know. Saints win. Kept this one short and sweet, didn’t I?
Saints 27 Panthers 16
NY Jets vs BUF Bills
The Bills are locked into the No. 5 seed. There’s a part of me that believe the Bills don’t play too hard and the Jets come out swinging. However, the other part of me realizes that’s not something a Sean McDermott team would do. This is a team that likes to play tough and loves to punch you in the mouth on their way to gritty wins. The Bills aren’t flashy and never will be with this roster. But it’s the perfect recipe to win a meaningless game and keep up momentum heading in Wildcard weekend to play at HOU. Meanwhile, the Jets FO may be second-guessing their decision to keep Coach Gase after this one.
Jets 16 Bills 20
ARI Cardinals vs LA Rams
The Rams don’t have a lot to play for outside of winning their final game in the coliseum. However, there’s a lot of injured players sitting out for the Rams and a lack of motivation within the walls of a team that’s going to see a lot of players leave after this season. On the other side of the ball, the Cardinals are a team that’s hit their stride and have gone 4-4 in their last 8 games. However, with Kyler Murray out, I’m not quite sure they’ll have the firepower to beat the Rams. So I’ll give you two score predictions below. I got the Cardinals winning if Murray is playing. But I got the Rams winning if Murray isn’t playing.
Cards 14 Rams 20 (No Murray)
Cards 24 Rams 20 (Murray)
OAK Raiders vs DEN Broncos
Big game for the Raiders today. Bad sign for the Raiders too who have failed to win big games this season. Here, they play a Broncos team who’s been a tough out all year. Last time these two teams played, a statue named Joe Flacco was playing QB on Monday Night Football. Now, a much more mobile QB, Drew Lock, is in place and may provide a tougher challenge. The key here is for Gruden and Carr to execute a gameplan good enough to beat the Broncos defense. Considering the improvement of the Broncos over the course of the year, I’d say that’s a tall task. And not one this Raiders team has proved to be up to.
Raiders 17 Broncos 20
PHI Eagles vs NY Giants
Color me skeptical on the Eagles ability to win this game. The Eagles have been, what I would call, the most unlucky team in the NFL this season. Handicapped by injuries and a WR that can’t catch the ball makes it really tough to win on any given Sunday. But, they’ve done enough to put themselves in a position to be 9-7 and win their rotten division. Meanwhile, the Giants have contributed to why this division is rotten. It almost seems sure that Pat Shurmur is destined to be fire, and the building blocks for the Giants are far and few inbetween. Overall, you have to think the better coached team wins this game, no?
Eagles 24 Giants 17
IND Colts vs JAX Jaguars
With Doug Marrone being informed that today is his last game, it’s hard to think these Jaguars players won’t lay out everything on the field for their coach. There’s a lot of pride these Jags can play for, but the question is if they have the ability to do so. The Colts aren’t necessarily scary, but they’re a few missed kicks away from being an 8-7 or 9-6 team. As a whole the Colts roster is better off than the Jaguars and they have the better coaching. When it’s all said and done, I won’t be surprised when I see the Jaguars have won this game, but that’s not the “logical” pick to me.
Colts 19 Jaguars 17
TEN Titans vs HOU Texans
The Texans confirmed that the AJ McCaron will be starting today. In other words, the Texans are resting their starters giving the Titans a chance to win the game and punch their ticket into the playoffs. I’ve liked this Titans team ever since Tannehill stepped onto the field. They’re fun to watch, well-coached, and have a certain grit to them. That being said, they have failed to win games they are supposed to win. This one may be no different here, but they’re good enough to beat a Texans team that isn’t hellbent on winning this one.
Titans 24 Texans 14
WAS Redskins vs DAL Cowboys
I am boycotting myself from trusting the Dallas Cowboys for the foreseeable future. I’ve never really like the Cowboys. I’ve always believe they are a team who comes up short. I picked them to lose to Green Bay in 2014 in the playoffs. I picked them to lose to Green Bay in 2017. I just don’t trust them. But this year, I placed so much faith and called them a top 3 NFC team. Here I sit, betrayed and staring at a 7-8 record that doesn’t show the record such a talented team should have. It’s unbelievable that the Cowboys can’t win games when they are supposed to. They are supposed to win this game against Washington with their playoff hopes on life support. That being said, the Redskins lack some firepower. They’re arguably the worst team in the NFL *tips cap to Cincinnati* and yet it feels like they could pull off an upset against these Cowboys. To me, it would define their season if the Redskins beat the Cowboys. I’ll be rooting for the Redskins to win this game. However, I just can’t see the Cowboys losing to such a bad defense. Dak and Elliot are good enough to rip through Washington and gain one final victory at home.
Redskins 14 Cowboys 28
PIT Steelers vs BAL Ravens
When you look at this matchup from a pure on-paper talent stance, you still can’t pick the Steelers to win even with Jackson, Ingram, and Thomas sidelined. It’s almost a guarantee that Martindale is gonna bring the pressure with some exotic blitzes and it’s hard to imagine that Duck Hodges is going to handle the pressure well. When looking at this game, you have to ask yourself “Can the Steelers score enough points to beat the Ravens?”. The answer is probably not because this Ravens defense is too good even when sitting someone like Earl Thomas. Also, RG3 is making his return in a system that’s perfect for him. So the Ravens scoring points without Lamar isn’t an issue. Although, for the sake of Mike Tomlin, I hope the Steelers defense fares better than I’m imagining.
Steelers 20 Ravens 26
SF 49ers vs SEA Seahawks
This is it folks. This matchup right here is what Week 17 is all about. The No. 1 seed and the division is on the line. You can’t ask for a better final SNF game of the season than this. With Marshawn Lynch returning and the Richard Sherman returning home to take away a divisional title from his former team, you just can’t come up with better storylines. The matchup is insane. The last two times these teams met up, we watched a near full 75 minute game. However, when that game happened, the better team lost. Yes, the 49ers were the better team and lost that day. They also were without George Kittle that night. If you ask me, the 49ers are healthy and locked and loaded. This time around, the Seahawks are injured across the board, and their defense has been leaky. Barring a performance by Wilson to make his final case for MVP, the 49ers will prove to be the better team. Don’t get me wrong, I love both of these teams, but one is much more complete than the other.
49ers 31 Seahawks 28


