By Jacob Sanders
I know it seems a little lazy, but
I am going to give picks for non-relevant playoff games but next to zero
analysis. Those games don’t matter than much except to fans. That and I’m on
vacation and would rather enjoy that than write about teams that won’t matter
till April again.
Anyhoo, on to the picks! I’ll give
a full score of my season next week.
Green Bay Packers VS Detroit Lions
After last week’s offensive
showing, it seems that this team has given up since being eliminated. The Lions
will be at home and still wont to put up a winning record so they have that to
play for.
Packers 13 Lions 17
Indianapolis Colts VS Houston Texans
The Texans got beat up last week
while the Colts put up a fight. The difference here is the Colts are gritty and
like to be competitive if not for all four quarters. Considering how I have
enjoyed the Colts more than the Texans w/o Deshan Watson, I’ll take the Colts
here.
Colts 17 Texans 14
Chicago Bears VS Minnesota Vikings
Can the Bears pull of the upset?
Probably not. In other news, the Vikings are going to clinch the No. 2 seed
here. Would love to see Bridgewater get some playing time here if the Vikings
run away with the game in the first half.
Bears 13 Vikings 20
New York Jets VS New England Patriots
Same logic goes here as the above
pick. Can the Jets pull off the upset? Probably not. Especially because New
England is at home and the Jets don’t have a capable QB.
Jets 7 Patriots 28
Washington Redskins VS New York Giants
Yeah. No playoffs for either team
here as well. Shame. The Redskins may have been fun to watch in the playoffs if
they weren’t so banged up.
Redskins 20 Giants 10
Dallas Cowboys VS Philadelphia Eagles
This game will be much closer than
people think. But with the No. 1 seed wrapped up and Cowboys eliminated, there
could be more motivation for the Cowboys to win the game. However, Foles needs
the reps as well and needs to beat the ‘Boys early.
Cowboys 17 Eagles 19
Cleveland Browns VS Pittsburgh Patriots
You know, with the Steelers resting
their starters, it means they gave up on achieving the No. 1 seed. I mean, the
Jets would have to beat the Patriots, but it’s telling they are looking to the
post-season already. Smart move since the 3 Killer Bs haven’t all been healthy
in the last 3 consecutive post-seasons they have been in. They’ll probably
still win here. The 0-16 dream is real, Cleveland.
Browns 10 Steelers 14
Carolina Panthers VS Atlanta Falcons
I went back and forth on this game,
and then realized that the Panthers are just the better team than the Falcons.
Yeah, it took them to go 11-4 heading into Week 17 for me to finally believe in
Carolina. This game is more about seeding because the Saints will clinch if
they win against the Bucs but if they lose, the Panthers get the division and a
home game. Huge implications here. But, the Panthers have just become a more
explosive offense with a solid defense. Sound familiar? Maybe they’ll beat an
elite defense this time in the post-season…
Panthers 27 Falcons 20
Cincinnati Bengals VS Baltimore Ravens
Let’s get this straight. No one
will be surprised if Cincinnati wins here. The Bengals are one of the better
teams against Baltimore and HC Marvin Lewis owns a 17-12 record against the
Ravens. That’s pretty good. Also, this is potentially Lewis’s last game. The Ravens have a
No. 5 seed to play for but the Bengals would love to send their coach out
winning his last game. Feels like that’s more relevant for a team who plays
through talent and passion. Still, the advantages that Baltimore has are
glaring compared to the Bengals emotional advantage. That and the Ravens are at
home. So, Baltimore wins it here.
Bengals 19 Ravens 23
Buffalo Bills VS Miami Dolphins
The Bills have a better chance to
make the playoffs than people are giving them credit for. They are only need
the Chargers and Titans to lose. There is a scenario where the Ravens lose too
and they get in. Those are both real possibilities. Against a Dolphins team
that hasn’t been the most impressive, the Bills can take care of business.
However, it would be just like the Bills to lose this game and kill their fans
hopes.
Bills 17 Dolphins 10
New Orleans Saints VS Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Saints win, and the get the
division. It’s that easy. Against a team that hasn’t played so well? Sounds
even easier. However, Jameis Winston has been playing well all season and even
better the last couple weeks. However, however, he is playing against the
Saints defense that has been one of the better surprises of the seasons. That
is enough to make me believe the Bucs won’t pull off the upset here.
Saints 27 Bucs 20
Jacksonville Jaguars VS Tennessee Titans
The Jaguars don’t have much to play
for. Except that they just got embarrassed on Christmas Eve and don’t want to
rest their starters because they want to go into the off-season winning. This
makes a lot of sense to me. Whether you’re playing the Titans or Chargers next
week shouldn’t matter to you. It’s a week-to-week league and you need to just
win no matter who your opponent is if you want to get to the Super Bowl.
Bellichick is the master of this and knows it. Marrone knows it too which is
why they are going full speed against the Titans. As anyone who has read this
column knows, I have not been a fan of the Titans since Week 6, their 8-4
record at one point was misleading and their now 8-7 record shows it. They have
looked like a mediocre team all season and will end up with a mediocre record.
Jaguars 26 Titans 17
Kansas City Chiefs VS Denver Broncos
Patrick Mahomes is starting. Bodes
good news for a defense like the Broncos defense. Well, at least you would want
to assume that looking at their on paper roster. But, the Broncos just haven’t
played that well since Week 3. It’s a mystery I can’t figure out because this
Denver team played like I thought they would in the first two weeks. I believed in Siemian and he showed his stuff in Weeks 1 and 2. Now? I’ve been burned for
my faith. Ugh. KC wins it.
Chiefs 27 Broncos 20
Oakland Raiders VS Los Angeles Chargers
Okay. I’m gonna make this simple.
The Raiders have looked deceivingly competitive the last two weeks. They’ll do
it again here. They have looked competitive in the sense the opposing team hasn’t
blown them out like they should have. Don’t think the Chargers will blow them
out either. It will be a gritty close game that the Chargers defense finishes off in the 4th quarter.
Raiders 16 Chargers 23
UPSET OF THE WEEK!!!!
San Francisco 49ers VS Los Angeles Rams
Oh yeah. It’s happening. It’s not
that the Rams are bad or anything. It’s just that the 49ers are THAT good with
Jimmy G as the QB. He gets a fine test here against a Rams defense that has
seemingly been bend but don’t break in recent weeks. But, after watching them decimate the Jaguars, I actually believe in this
9ers team with Jimmy G at center. They’ll have a top 10 pick in the draft and
with Lynch having a successful first season as a GM, I have no doubt in my mind
they have potential to be a sleeping giant for next season.
49ers 28 Rams 27
DOUBLE UPSET!!!!
Arizona Cardinals VS Seattle Seahawks
Alright. So, if my picks go the way
I’m thinking, this will be an upset. If the Falcons lose, the Seahawks have
everything to play for at home. Its true, they won't know if the Falcons won or not because they play at the same time. But, let me give you a little secret. HC Bruce
Arians is 3-1 in Seattle AND loves nothing more than to play spoiler to other
teams. That’s just the culture the Cardinals have. While they won’t be at full
fire-power, I think the passion of this team along with the abilities of
Fitzgerald and Peterson (CB) can lead them to kick Seattle out of the playoffs.
Spicy. I have my popcorn out.
Cardinals 15 Seahawks 14